Light Up Umbrella

Light Up Umbrella

Stay dry and lit up with this LED Light Up Umbrella. This umbrella features an LED shaft that lights up with multiple colors. At 36 inches long this light up umbrella is perfect for rainy nights or to put together a Blade Runner style costume.

Mini Wooden Ballista

Mini Wooden Ballista

Assert yourself as the rightful king of the cubicle with these mini wooden ballistas. Each ballista comes ready to assemble from a laser cut wooden kit, and includes mini wood ammo pieces that are capable of being shot up to thirty feet!

Crystal Clear Canoe

Crystal Clear Canoe

Glass bottom boat tours just got knocked down a notch thanks to these amazing clear canoes that allow you to view the marine life below you like never before with up to two people in this clear canoe! This canoe is also collapsible for easy storage.

Ford Mustang Pool Table

Ford Mustang Pool Table

Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry - the legendary 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang pool tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels.

Snuggle Pillow

Snuggle Pillow

This snuggle pillow will always be a shoulder for you to lie and cry on. This pillow is machine washable, includes the removable t-shirt, and also is a great neck pillow. Makes a great gift for the constantly neglected forever aloners or girls on the rebound.

Target Practice Alarm Clock

Target Practice Alarm Clock

Perfect your sharpshooter skills with this target practice alarm clock that forces you to become a good shot to effectively turn off the annoying wake up alarm. This wireless clock will make waking up in the morning fun again, and includes bonus practice modes.

Strip Club Cash Cannon

Strip Club Cash Cannon

Don't just make it rain at the strip club - make it tropical storm - with this quick dispensing cash cannon! Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time as you make the worst decision of your life! YOLO.

Shark Sleeping Bag

Shark Sleeping Bag

You'll be sleeping with the fishes with this shark sleeping bag. This sleeping bag also works well as a body pillow or as the most threatening weapon you can wield in a pillow fight, and makes a cool gift to compliment a shark week marathon sleepover party.

Brass Knuckles Taser

Brass Knuckles Taser

Land some electrically charged blows to any potential attacker with these brass knuckles tazers. These knuckle enhancing stun guns pack an impressive 950,000 volts of electricity in every punch, enough to paralyze your attacker even if you punch like a little girl.

Vapor Blaster

Vapor Blaster

No other toy gun will kill time quite like the vapor blaster. This handheld blaster fires perfectly formed odorless vapor smoke rings at distances up to fourteen feet. It's fun for all ages and great for playing at home or getting through the dull day.

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